A guy goes to the doctor and is given a prescription.
"Do I take this with anything?"
"Yeah, your fa...
Doctor Jokes
A guy brags himself...
Some guy, after his wife gave birth to 5 twins,...
THE AMAZING HEALTH COMPUTER
One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My ...
Did you hear about the doctor in new York city?
He performs circumcisions and uses the foreskin...
A man went to a doctor
A man went to a doctor and said,"doctor my wife...
Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was itching.
He thought, "Hmm, I'd better see someone about ...
Heart transplant
One of the city's homeless women needed a heart...
I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was colour blind..
It came completely out of the green
A man goes to the doctors...
and says "I think I'm a moth"
The Doctor says,...
A New Kind of Speech Therapy
So there is a twelve year old boy who has never...
A woman is having a party and sends out invitations to her friends.
One of the replies she gets is hand-written by ...
10 little monkeys jumping on the bed...
10 little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fel...
ANOTHER old man goes to the doctor
...and gets a full examination.
As he's butto...
An old man visits the doctors office for his regular checkup
The doctor asks him how things are going. The g...
Babies
Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in th...
A guy goes to a psychiatrist.
'Doc, I keep having these two dreams.
First I...
Seeing all those protesters/looters in Ferguson and NYC reminded me of these.
What would you call the smartest protester in t...
So a cannibal walks into a hospital delivery room
And the doctor says, "can I help you??"
The ca...
Went to the doctor today.
He wanted to know if the laxatives he prescribe...
A guy goes to the doctor with a pain in his rear end
The doctor has a look and says, "This is could ...
After a thorough diagnosis, my doctor couldn't figure out the cause of my uncontrolled flatulence...
When I asked him what the problem was, he told ...
I cant get on Tumblr anymore...
My doctor told me to cut down on Trans-Fats
Yesterday I was playing football for the first time in a year after suffering from a serious illness. You've still got it!" Said somebody in the crowd.
Unfortunately it was my doctor with my latest t...
A Golfer's Love Story
An elderly couple were having dinner one evenin...
Funniest Doctor Joke I've read in years (supposedly true):
As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB-GY...