good new and bad news

an old man is at the doctors office.
doctor: i've got good news and bad news.
old man: whats the bad news?
doctor: you have alzheimer's.
old man: whats the good news?
doctor: i can probably get away with charging you twice.
old man: whats the bad news?

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