A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office."
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts are still silent but stink terribly".
"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
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