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Doctor Jokes
Rob Thomas joke
I was having a hard time seeing last week and t...
A couple arrives at the dentist for a tooth extraction.
"No fancy stuff, Doctor", says the man, "No gas...
I fell over a toilet roll display at my local supermarket
I cut my leg badly and was rushed to hospital. ...
Three dogs and their owners are at the veterinarian's office
...waiting for their respective appointments. T...
A pirate goes to the doctor
A doctor walks into his exam room and is greete...
An ear doctor gets a phone call from a patient and asks him to describe the symptoms.
He says, "they're yellow, Homer's fat and Marge...
Imagine Stress
You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl.
...
The sore throat
Carl, a young man, woke up and suffered from an...
Taylor Swift went to the doctor..
...And received some bad news.
"You have the b...
My knock, knock joke
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
The Doctor.
Doctor...
Dr. Who knock knock joke
Knock knock
Who is it?
**Doctor.**
D...
George has a problem ... he pees in his bed at night.
So he decides to go to the doctor to fix the pr...
The Hot-Headed Doctor (a 4th century joke taken from the oldest recorded joke book, The Philogelos).
Consulting a hotheaded doctor, a fellow says, "...
The doctor said I have Matchbox 20/20 vision . . .
Typical RobThomatrist.
Baby born without eyelids
A woman had just given birth to a baby boy...
...
What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?
Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?
Lets get physical!
Someone was thinking of unemployment joke ,,
A Guy standing in the line inside an unemployme...
A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole...
"Ich bin ein doctor."
I woman had just given birth to a baby boy...
The doctor was holding him and told the parent,...
What's worse than being told by your doctor that you have gonorrhea?
Being told by your dentist
Doctor's Orders
So I was at a doctor's appointment having a che...
Swish and swash the green tea.
A woman goes to the doctor looking all black an...
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor and the doctor says "Sir, I'm sorry to say but you have a Cataract"...
The Asian man turns to the doctor and says "No,...