Are You A Doctor?:

A father walks into a bookstore with his young son.
The boy is holding a
quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, and goes
blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter
and starts to panic,
shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman,
in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper
and sipping a cup of
coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, carefully
puts her coffee cup
down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the
counter, arises from
her
seat, and makes her way, unhurried, across the book
store.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants.
She takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist,
gently at first and then
ever
more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up
the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her
free hand. Releasing the
boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the
father and walks back to
her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill
effects, the father
rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen
anybody
do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".