A woman is approached by a doctor who says "I got good news and bad news, which one would you like to hear first?"...

>I will go with the bad news so that the good news could cheer me up

The the doctor says:

>You son is black

Relieved she says "Oh that's fine! I don't have a problem with that. So what is the good news doc?"

>He died

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