The doctor asks him how things are going. The guy says "Doc, things are great - in fact, I'd say miraculous! You know how I used to have trouble seeing, right? Well now, whenever I want to go to the bathroom, I open the door, and the light magically opens! And when I'm done, I close the door, and the light magically closes - it's amazing! I feel great - better than ever before!"
The doctor is impressed, but concerned, so once the guy leaves, he calls his wife and tells her about her husband's visit. His wife replies:
"That idiot has been peeing in the fridge again!"
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