'Doc, I keep having these two dreams.
First I'm a teepee;
then I'm a wigwam;
then I'm a teepee;
then I'm a wigwam.
It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?'
The doctor replies: 'You gotta relax. You're two tents.'
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