One of the city's homeless women needed a heart transplant, but when they finally had found a donor, she was very nervous. "What if my body rejects this organ?" She asked the surgeon.
"Well, you have very good health, apart from the heart," replied the surgeon. "What kind of job do you really?"
"Actually I have been a prostitute since I was 18," said the woman. "But what has that to do with it?"
"Well," said the doctor. "If you have not rejected a organ the past ten years, it is very unlikely that it would happen now."
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