A man went to a doctor and said,"doctor my wife has given birth to 6 kids. Is there any way to stop her from giving birth to more kids?"
The doctor said,"Use a condom while making love to your wife!"
The man thanked the doctor and left.
He returned after a year and told the doctor,"Doctor I used condom while making love but my wife gave birth to one more kid"
The doctor said,"Ok dont worry here is a contraceptive. Ask your wife to take it the next day after you make love to her"
The man thanked the doctor and left.
He returned after a year and told the doctor,"doctor my wife took the contraceptive everytime but she still gave birth to another kid"
The doctor surprised at this,"Well all I can suggest is you dont make love to your wife to ensure she doesnt get pregnant and give birth to kids ever again"
The man returned after a year and told the doctor,"Doctor I didnt make love to my wife all year but she still gave birth to another kid!"
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