What would you call the smartest protester in the world?
Mildly retarded.
What do you call 10 protesters in a circle?
A dope ring.
What does a protester use for contraception?
His personality.
What do you call a protester with half a brain?
Gifted.
Hey, did you hear about the protester who finished high school?
Me either.
What does the average protester get on an IQ test?
Drool.
I once asked a protester how to spell "Mississippi".
He said, "the river or the state?"
Why did the protester stare at the frozen juice can?
Because it said, "Concentrate".
What is the difference between a protester and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a protester's arm?
A tattoo.
What do you do if you accidentally run over a protester?
Back up.
What do you call a protester with more than one brain cell?
Pregnant.
A man was looking for a new brain. He went to a brain surgeon and told him of his problem. The surgeon said, "I only have three brains left." The man said, "Well what's the cheapest?" The surgeon said, "I have a doctor's brain for $1000.” The man said, "We'll that's great, what else do you have?" The surgeon said, "I also have the brain of a rocket scientist, but that's $2000.” The man replied, "Wow if you have the brain of a rocket scientist, the last one must be really smart." The surgeon said, "The most expensive one I have, is a protester’s brain. It’ll cost you $100,000“ The man said, "Why is a protester's brain so expensive?" The surgeon replied, "We'll because it's never been used before."
What do you call a protester driving a Volkswagon?
Farfromthinken
"Mom, when I grow up, I want to be a protester."
His mother scoffs and replies...
"Well, you can't do both."
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