...and gets a full examination.
As he's buttoning up his shirt, the doctor comes in and says "Mr. Johnson, I have bad news for you; you are in the beginning stages of Alzheimer's Disease, and you have inoperable cancer. I'm sorry."
Jonson sighs a bit, finishes buttoning up his shirt, and says "Well, Doc, at least I aint got cancer."
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