Tommy Jenkins was born without a body.
Yes. By some strange medical... Let's not call ...
Doctor Jokes
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! My mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage!
Dentist: Yes, I can see there's been a cockatoo...
Man: "Doctor I want to do the vasectomy. Could you help me?"
Doctor: "Well... thats a hard decision... Did y...
So a kleptomaniac goes to see a doctor about his stealing problem.
Patient: Doc, I just can't seem stop stealing e...
Why can I never be a doctor?
Because I don't have any patients
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
A man and woman had been married for more than ...
A Social Justice Warrior went to the doctor about their weight problem.
The doctors says to avoid trans fats. The Socia...
A woman goes to their family doctor and tell him.....
Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don'...
A women takes her to dog to the vet. "Doctor every time I take a shower my great dane tries to hump me"...
Doctor: So you want him neutered.
Woman: No, de...
A man went to a doctor saying that his leg has turned blue...
After checkup doctor prescribed some medicine a...
A man goes to the doctor...
After looking at the man for 2 minutes the doct...
A small joke...
A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy docto...
A women goes to the doctor all black and blue...
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don'...
What did the pregnant blonde ask at the doctor's office?
...Is it mine?
So a guy goes to a mechanic....
...to get his car fixed. After leaving the sho...
So a cardiologist in a small town died
He was very well loved in the town, and every o...
What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?
You have tumor months to live.
The deaf wife
Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn't hearing as w...
Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctor’s Waiting Room. The Little Girl Started Crying.
Little Boy Asked Her: “Why Are You Crying?”
Th...
At my last physical, my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating, and I asked why.
He said, "Because I'm trying to give you a phys...
Doctor to patient: "I have two news for you, 1 good, 1 bad"....
Doctor:
The Bad one is: you have terminal canc...
Awful food
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in New...
Johnny in school
At school, the children had all been photograph...