Yesterday I was playing football for the first time in a year after suffering from a serious illness. You've still got it!" Said somebody in the crowd.
Yesterday I was playing football for the first time in a year after suffering from a serious illness. You've still got it!" Said somebody in the crowd.
Unfortunately it was my doctor with my latest test results.
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