The intuitive doctor
A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says...
Doctor Jokes
Why are some jokes so funny?
-Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfull...
This guy goes to the doctor for a physical...
This guy goes to the doctor for a physical. Th...
COMPUTER DIAGNOSIS
One day Bill complained to his friend that his ...
Doctor asks a prostitute,
do you know who the father is? prostitute r...
The Moth Joke (credit to Norm MacDonald)
This is my absolute favorite joke of all time. ...
Doctor said getting some natural light would help with my depression.
Now I'm depressed *and* hung over.
Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016
Of all people, you would have thought he'd have...
Did you hear about that forward that plays for West Brom?
I heard he got himself a new Mac just to watch ...
During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"?
"Over there by mine", was not the answer I was ...
The doctor says to the patient "I have horrible news."
"I'm afraid you have cancer and Alzheimer's dis...
My doctor asked if I was happy with my blood test results...
I told him it was definitely a positive so I do...
Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?
The doctor said it was all in her head
Man goes to doctor in pain. "doctor doctor...
Can you help? "
The Doctor asks " what seems t...
A man brings his dog to the vet for a checkup
The vet picks up the dog and looks in his mouth...
This was actually said in court and taken from a transcript:
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autop...
A man goes to a partially deaf doctors
Man: Doctor Doctor I can't remember who sang th...
Silver lining....
There was a married couple who were in a terrib...
Mr Smith's back pain.
A man (let's call him Mr Smith) goes to the doc...
My doctor wrote a prescription for dailysex.
But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia.
A bit of bad news
"I'm afraid I've got some bad news", said the d...
An Trainer talks to one of his Novice Doctor...
'I cannot wait to do this operation!'
'And why...
A man comes back to the hospital to find out the results of his check-up.
The man walks into his doctors office and takes...
A doctor walks into his patients room...
A doctor walks into his patients room holding h...
A woman takes her parrot to the vet.
The vet takes one look at the motionless bird a...