A journalist visits a mental hospital
A journalist visits a mental hospital for repor...
Doctor Jokes
A lady goes to the doctor's office, her face blue and purple with bruises.
The doctor greets her, "Ma'am, this isn't the f...
What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?
A doctor, you racist!
So I asked my Doctor, "Doctor, what are we going to do about this dangerous virus from Africa?"
He said, "I don't know, he has two more years i...
good news, bad news
Doctor: I'm afraid I've got good news and bad n...
Drunk Husband
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ....
A pregnant woman during a bank robery
[translated from dutch, sorry if anything is tr...
3 rabbits go camping...
Foot, foot foot, and foot foot foot. Foot gets ...
I told my doctor i was scared and nervous when i got tested for HIV...
He said 'Just calm down and try to think positi...
I had to take my horse to get surgery last week.
The doctor told me he's in stable condition.
A guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap...
Doctor: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after an accident.
The doctor comes in and says that he has some g...
Young guy goes in for his annual physical
Doctor says: You have to stop masturbating
You...
A doctor is sharing some bad news with a patient:
Doctor: It's not looking good...you don't have ...
Doctor: You have two months to live. Patient: But doctor, I won't be able to pay your bill in that time!
Doctor: Ok, you have three months to live.
What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?
I'm a little hoarse.
Resurrection day
Children at Sunday school were asked what resur...
"Doctor, tell me, if I quit drinking will, will I live longer?"
"It will definitely feel longer. "
Diabetes is on the rise
A Chinese man was window shopping at his local ...
Prostate exam
— Okay, I’m going to give you a prostate exam.
...
The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second ...
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward, the doctor comes out with the result...
Why was the doctor so stressed out?
He lost his patients...