The vet picks up the dog and looks in his mouth, he checks out the dog's eyes, ruffles his fur to make sure it is thick and soft, examines his stomach, his paws and his tail.
The vet then looks at the owner sternly and says"I'm very sorry sir, but I'm going to have to put your dog down".
The owner is bewildered at such news and exclaims "What! Why doctor?"
At this the vet replies"because he's heavy".
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