Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No change yet.
Doctor Jokes
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing relationships.
The doctor claimed that it's best to be married...
Birth Control
After having their 11th child, an Irish couple ...
A woman was about to go into labor...
when the doctor revealed a revolutionary new de...
I got my prostate checked...
"Everything looks clean,"
"Yeah...."
"Why so ...
Doctor's Office Visit
The doctor asked me how my bowel movements have...
A fella visited his doctor and says
" hi doc, I'm totally depressed and suicidal be...
Someday when I am a parent, I will not vaccinate my kids...
I'll get a doctor to do it instead.
My doctor told me I'm artistic.
I have no idea how he could tell.
Knock knock.
Whose there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Oh. You watch ...
Place urine sample here for diagnosis. [Long Joke]
A man walks into a doctor's surgery with a sore...
A man is hospitalized after a serious accident
Following his surgery, he says, "Doctor! I can'...
Leaving a Light On
An elderly man visits the doctor for a checkup....
My wife was pregnant with our third child...
My wife was pregnant with our third child. Long...
There was a pregnant woman....
She was in labor and the doctor said: 'It's lab...
I went to the doctor's office for an Alzheimer's test...
I can't remember the results.
Bugs Bunny goes to the doctors
and the doctor sees him on his phone and asks h...
A black man walks into a doctor's office...........
screaming "Doctor, doctor I can't stop jogging ...
A sick old man is lying on a hospital bed when his doctor walks into the room
"I have some bad news..." he began. "We've run ...
Overweight Irishman
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doc...
Does it hurt anymore?
A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby. He put h...
GYNECOLOGICAL ECHO
A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. S...
423 lunatic escapes
Around 1960, Elazığ, Turkey. 423 lunatic escape...
3 Lunatics
Three lunatics approach their Asylum doctor wit...
The musical doctor
Man: Doctor Doctor I need a cure for my depress...