"I'm afraid I've got some bad news", said the doctor. "You don't have long to live"
The young man swallowed. "How much time have I got left?"
The doctor shook his head sadly. "Ten."
"Ten what? Ten years? Ten Months? Ten-"
"Nine...Eight..."
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