A doctor walks into his patients room holding his chest x-ray, moving over to the illumination board he pins it up. After staring at it for a second he turns it over, and again, going back and forth a few times. He turns to the patient shifting nervously and says:
*"You know, I can never figure out which is the front or back on these damned things!"*
They both sort of chuckle and the doctor shrugs.
*"Oh well, not like it REALLY matters, you've got cancer in both lungs anyways"*
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