I heard he got himself a new Mac just to watch the new Doctor Who episodes, but it didn't work, and of course since he's a footballer and he's so rich, he can throw money at the problem, which he did as he kept buying a new Mac every day just to watch these episodes, however he never managed to.
I suppose the moral of this story is:
An Apple Ideye keeps The Doctor away.
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