The man walks into his doctors office and takes a seat.
The doctor says "Alright, Jim. I'm afraid I've got bad news, and worse news.."
Jim replies nervously "A-alright, well tell me the bad news first."
Doctor: "You only have 24 hours to live."
Jim: "So, then what could be the worse news?"
Doctor: "I forgot to call you yesterday."
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