Can you help? "
The Doctor asks " what seems to be the issue? "
Patient " when I touch my shoulder it hurts, when I touch my head it hurts in fact when I touch anything it hurts"
"take him to x Ray" says the doctor.
Patient says in shock "how can I have broken everything? "
The doctor replies "you've not broken everything just the one thing, your finger"
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