What's the difference between a bad parent and a bad doctor?
One loses their patience while the other loses ...
Doctor Jokes
Four men are waiting for their wives in a marital ward.
edit: maternity ward, sorry my vocab is crap
T...
My doctor asked if I drink to excess.
I told him I'll drink to anything.
If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest hero in Sci Fi is Doctor Who. But if I'm being completely objective...
I'd say it's Doctor Whom.
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A rich man needs a blood transfusion
A rich man goes to the doctor and the doctor sa...
A woman found out that her dog could barely hear
so she took him to the veterinarian. The vet f...
A West Virginia man takes his daughter to the doctor
A West Virginia man takes his daughter to the d...
Went to see a pirate doctor
and I pulled down my shirt and said, "I've got ...
A married couple goes to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had inve...
Are You A Doctor?
Are You A Doctor?
A Boy Swallows 3 Coin While...
After the checkup
A recent bride accompanied her husband to the d...
A woman is giving birth
A woman is giving birth at the hospital. The d...
Blonde's sleeping pill
An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in ...
Rick Ross goes to the doctor
*Rick ross is at the doctors.*
**Doctor:** Ric...
At first I was worried about my eyesight, but my doctor said I was fine.
As a matter of fact, he said that in 5 years I ...
Bad news
So a women walks into a doctors office and and ...
Very sick man asks the doctor, "how long do I have?"
The doctor replies "10."
"10? 10 years? 10 m...
A woman runs into the doctors office..
Woman: Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm pregnant!
Do...
The doctor to the patient
The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick' ...
A banana walk in to a doctors office...
A banana walks in to a doctors office and says ...
Hole in the head
So a guy is eating breakfast and he sees a spid...
my doctor told me to count sheep
I was having trouble sleeping so I finally deci...
A carrot gets into a bad car crash...
He wakes up in a hospital bed with casts and ba...
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his real estate agent to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the...
One day, a pregnant lady was walking down the street...
when out of nowhere a man came up and shot her ...