A woman is giving birth at the hospital. The doctor is yelling for her to push! She pushes and pushes with all she has and finally pushes the baby out!
The doctor goes to pull the baby out and drops the baby on the floor!
The mother screams.
The doctor says "Whoops!"
The doctor goes to pick up the baby and accidentally steps on the child!
"Whoops" he says again.
The mother screams in horror. She's really freaking out now!
The doctor reaches down and picks up the baby. He lifts it high so the mother can see and says, "Relax! It's a stillborn."
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