A rich man goes to the doctor and the doctor says he needs a blood transfusion. So the rich man goes to work the next day and tells his Jewish employee & close friend the news. Since they have been very close friends for a long time, the Jewish guy offers him some of his own blood.
Right after the transfusion, the rich man goes out and buys his Jewish friend a brand new Ferrari. "My dear friend, you've kept me alive & well, please take this gift from me." The Jewish friend, ecstatic, happily accepts.
A month later, the rich man goes to his doctor and sure enough, the man now needs a new kidney. The next day, the rich man goes to work and tells his friend the bad news. The Jewish friend ponders for a moment, and then tells him that he will give him one of his own kidneys.
Days after the surgery, the rich man hands his friend an envelope. Eagerly, he opens it. What he finds is a $50 gift card to a local restaurant. Dumbfounded, the Jewish friend asks the rich man, "I don't understand... I gave you a little of my blood and in exchange, you give me a brand new Ferrari. But for one of my own kidneys, a much greater sacrifice, you give me this?"
The rich man shrugs and responds, "It must be in the blood!"
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