James calls a doc for help...
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain ...
Doctor Jokes
Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping.
Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set ...
A blond goes to the doctor
Blonde: Doctor my skin is very smooth and fair,...
AN ARKANSAS DELIVERY
In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wif...
A cop stops a Harley for travelling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' th...
I recently got sick at the airport,
my doctor says it's a terminal illness.
I asked my doctor where i should put my pants
"Next to mine" was not the answer i was looking...
What Did The Doctor Say To The Dinosaur?
Jur-ass-sick
I had stomach problems, so....
The doctor said that I needed breast milk for t...
A collection of jokes I created when I was 11. Prepare for the wittiest jokes you will ever hear.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had an accident! ...
A week before Memorial Day, kids bring pictures of veteran family members to school for show and tell.
First up was Mary. "My daddy served in Afghanis...
The curious case of the lost washcloth
There was a little boy whose mother was about t...
A woman comes into the doctor's office covered in bruises and says her husband beats her regularly when he gets home from drinking binges.
The doctor asks her if she drinks and she tells...
Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?
His diet was krill-in him.
Why don't you feel the need to wear a seat belt when taking a cab?
Because there is a doctor driving.
Weekly Offering (NSFW)
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly...
A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand.
"Sit down and tell me how it happened," says th...
Speciman cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his...
So Jeffrey Dahmer goes to the doctor...
After some tests, the doctor tells Jeffery that...
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says,
'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Ok...
So doctor how much time do I have left?
10...
10 what?
9, 8....
A man is concerned about his son...
A man is very concerned about his son and goes ...