So a women walks into a doctors office and and the doctor says "I have bad new and worse new"
The women say "Give me the bad news first"
The doctor replies "You have cancer.
And the women says "ok"
The doctor then says "you also have Alzheimer's"
Then the women say "At least I don't have cancer!"
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