After the checkup

A recent bride accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.

After the checkup, the doctor took the bride aside and said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.”
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast, including hot chocolate and Belgium waffles, and send him off to work with a kiss on his cheek and in a good mood.

At lunchtime, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.

For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don’t burden him with household chores.

At night, make love with him several times a week. Be tender with him, do whatever he asks you to do as if you were on another honeymoon, and satisfy his every whim.”

Afterwards, on the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said.

“You’re going to die,” she replied.