So a guy is eating breakfast and he sees a spider on the floor. Luckily it is on a newspaper so he can just step on it and throw the newspaper away with no cleanup. He does so, and his dog comes over and tries to sniff of the spider. He says "No, you need that spider like I need a hole in my head, if you needed a spider I would have gone to the pet store and got you a good one, like a tarantula or something." He throws it away, finishes his breakfast, looks at his watch and realizes he's about to be late for his appointment with his doctor. He goes in, the doctor runs a few tests, and the guy's white blood cell count is a bit high, so he sends him in for an MRI. After he has it done, the doctor walks back in and says "I'm sorry, but you have a brain tumor. We are going to have to do open brain surgery and a few rounds of chemo". The guy leaves, and on his way home he stops at the pet store.
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