when out of nowhere a man came up and shot her three times in the stomach. The shooter unfortunately escaped, but the woman was taken to the hospital and luckily her and her babies turned out to be okay.
Fast forward to about 16 years later:
One day the woman was in her bedroom folding laundry when all of a sudden one of her daughters runs into the room crying profusely.
"What happened??" asked the mother.
The daughter replied, "Well I was peeing and all of a sudden I felt a lot of pressure and then a bullet came out."
The mother thought for a moment, shocked, and then replied, "Well honey, I'm almost done folding laundry so as soon as I'm done I'll take you into the doctor."
The daughter walked out as the mother continued to fold her laundry when all of a sudden her second daughter walks into the room bawling her eyes out, "Mom! Mom! Something horrible just happened! I was peeing and a bullet came out!"
Now the mother was very confused. "Well I'll take you and your sister to the emergency room in just a moment, I only have a few more shirts to fold."
The second daughter left the room as the mother continued to fold the laundry. As she gets to the last shirt her son busts into the room, laughing so hard that he is nearly in tears. The son then says, "Mom, you'll never guess what just happened to me."
The mother replies, "What, were you peeing and a bullet came out?"
The son then answered, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"
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