A West Virginia man takes his daughter to the doctor to get her birth control pills.
The doctor asks him, "Does she smoke?" The father replies, "Nope."
The doctor asks him, "Does she have heart trouble?" The father replies, "Nope."
The doctor asks him, "Is she sexually active?" The father replies, "Nope, she just lays there, exactly like her mother."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.