A joke or a threat?
When I was about 17 or 18, I went hunting with ...
Deer Jokes
Three statisticians are out hunting.
Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly,...
A bear prepares a list of all the animals he's planning to eat.
All the animals find out about the list and are...
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are a buck fifty, but deer nuts are u...
Blonds in the woods
There were three blonds walking through the woo...
What's the cheapest meat?
Deer testicles, they're under a buck.
Oh deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Eye-de...
What's the cheapest meat to buy?
Deer balls.
They're under a buck.
A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip
They are walking through the woods when they sp...
Three econometricians went out hunting and came across a large deer.
The first econometrician fired, but missed by o...
Three friends decided to go hunting together.
One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a...
A man was going hunting with his friend.
While frantically tracking a wounded deer the m...
Santa is never lonely
He has many deer friends
Three statisticians go hunting,
They see a deer and set up...
The first one m...
What do you call a deer with no eyes
A no I deer
The Idiot of the Year
Every year, all of the biggest idiots of the wo...
What do you call a deer that likes rain?
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
A Military Chief and a Liuetenant Stumbled Across Some Familiar Tracks in the Woods...
The LT says, "Those are bear tracks, we should ...
Chicken Crossing Joke
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To s...
I saw a giraffe with a short neck
It was sad, or a deer
Two blondes are walking through the woods...
...when they come across a set of tracks.
"Tho...
Deer Nuts and Beer Nuts
Q:Whats the difference between deer nuts and be...
In The Woods.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walkin...
Three blondes are walking through a forest...
...when they spot tracks on the ground.
The f...