While frantically tracking a wounded deer the men got separated. In their haste to put the wounded animal out of its misery the man accidentally shot his friend in the chest, and his friend dropped with a thud.
Thankfully, he still had service in the woods and frantically dialed 911.
"This is 911, what's your emergency?"
"I can't believe what happened! I just shot my friend by accident while we were hunting, I think he's dead!"
"Ok sir please calm down. First make sure he's dead."
The 911 operator waited for a moment and then a loud BANG was heard through the line.
"Okay, I'm sure he's dead. Now what?"
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