The Idiot of the Year

Every year, all of the biggest idiots of the world gather together to pick the Idiot of the Year. All of the most idiotic minds of the world pack into an auditorium, and watch the stage. Slowly the curtain rises on the stage, and the first person to identify the object is crowned "Idiot of the Year".

Back in 2014, the idiots convened in Paris. The auditorium was filled, the lights were dimmed, and the audience trembled with excitement. The curtain started to rise, slowly revealing the object!

Three wheels... A seat... Two pedals... Handlebars... When suddenly a member of the audience stood up and shouted, "it's a tricycle!"

And the music began to play: "du da du da duuuuuu da deer! You're the idiot of the year!"

Last year, the idiots convened in New York. The auditorium was filled, the lights were dimmed, and the audience slam it couldn't contain themselves. "Last year it was a tricycle", they said, "what could it be possibly be this year?" Then the curtain began to rise, slowly revealing 2015's object!

Two wheels... A seat... Two pedals... Handlebars... When suddenly a woman in the very back row stands up and shouts, "It's a bicycle!"

And the music began to play: "du da du da duuuuuu da deer! You're the idiot of the year!"

The Idiot of the Year convention for 2016 occurred quite recently actually. In the interests of allowing more idiots to attend the convention, the event would be hosted on reddit. The auditorium was filled, the lights were dimmed, and a dull roar issued forth from the audience. "It was a tricycle two years ago," they said, "and a bicycle last year. What could it possibly be this year?" All this commotion was cut off, however, by the rising of the curtain to reveal this year's object!

Only one wheel... A seat... Two pedals... No handlebars... And suddenly someone stood up and shouted out, "I know what it is! It's a... It's a uh... Shoot what's that thing, with only one wheel, and a seat?"

"What is it?"