What is the cheapest meat?
Deer testicles.
They're under a Buck.
Deer Jokes
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50, deer nuts are under a buck.
Two blondes are walking through a forrest...
They come across some tracks and the first blon...
What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?
Good idea.
Hint: Good eye-deeeeah
What do you call an incognito deer?
An anonymoose
It's an old joke, but I said it to my kids and their friends and they went hysterical
A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How ma...
Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class prostitute?
He got the best bang for his buck
The deer Population
"The deer Population is staggering"
how much does a deer cost?
its "rådyr" - its funny because in Denmark rådy...
What do you call a deer without an eye?
No idear.
Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
Lent joke to tell tomorrow for Easter
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire ...
How do deer get revenge?
By giving each other a taste of their own venison
I patented a new bullet that will kill 2 deer at once
You get more buck for your bang!
What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?
A no-see-doe
I told my wife I was making venison for dinner..
She said "oh, deer"
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty but deer nuts are ...
Two blondes came across some tracks in the woods - and they argued with each other about whether or not it was bear or deer tracks...
Until they both got hit by a train.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $3.99 and deer nuts are under a b...
A brief engagement.
I got engaged, but it didn't last long. as I re...
I once shot a deer in my pajamas...
How it got in my pajamas, I will never know.
A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip....
they are walking through the woods when they s...
Three blondes discovers animal tracks in the road
The first blond says "these are deer tracks"
T...