The LT says, "Those are bear tracks, we should head in the other direction."
Chief says, "Those are not bear tracks, they are deer tracks. We can keep traveling in this direction. We will find civilization soon."
LT says, "Sir I am a commisioned officer in the military, I went to college, and I out rank you. Those are bear tracks!"
Chief responds, "I am the highest enlisted rank in the military, and I have 30 years experience. Those are Deer tracks.
As they continue to argue about what animal tracks they found, they both get hit and killed by the train.
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