Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots, and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots, and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician jumps up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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