Deer Jokes

Deer Jokes

Hunting


there were 3 guys in the woods.1 was smart,1 w...

Computer lingo guide


Random Access Memory - When you can't remember...

Deer Hunting with his Wife


After years of listening to her plead, a hunte...

Redneck quickies 32


You might be a redneck if...


Your clawfoot b...

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD


I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a...

What ever I say, say so I did


I went in the woods.
So I did.
I shoot a dee...

50 Top Headlines


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License


The Game Warden stopped a deer hunter and aske...

Indian having children


An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom ...

Bush, Cheney, and th


Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant b...

Mother tells son how


"Mom, how did I get my name?"asked a boy "I na...

Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts


How can you tell the difference between Beer N...

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Santa Takes Out the Male Deer


What do the female reindeer do when Santa take...

2 friends a hunting!


Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of ...

15 Things to Ponder...


1. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of th...

You might be a redneck if...deer head


Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap a...

Redneck quickies 10


You might be a redneck if...You think a chain ...

Bad Idea


Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: "No-eye ...

Who's Tracks?


One day, three blondes were walking in a fores...

Two Blondes in the W


Two blondes were walking in the woods when the...

Two old guys and a


Two old guys and a [ethnic] go hunting.The fir...

The Indian Baby


It was a glorious day for the tribe. Three of ...

Claiming your deer


A man takes his wife hunting, and impresses on...

Political Hunting


Clinton and Al Gore went hunting one day. As t...