Did you hear about the guy who haggled with a prostitute for his pet deer?
He wanted to get the most bang for his buck.
Deer Jokes
Did you know there is a species of deer that can jump higher than the average house?
This is due to its powerful hind legs and the f...
3 Statisticians Go Hunting
They eventually spot a deer. The first shoots 5...
Let's Talk
A stranger was seated next to Ken on an empty f...
How do you cook a deer?
Grill the steak or cook it in a skillet.
Bring...
Texas, wilderness, deer... with phones [long]
A couple live in Texas. The wife always persist...
Deer Camp
Seven guys have been going to the same deer cam...
Two deer hunters
Two deer hunters hired a pilot to take them way...
Three blondes are hiking in Scotland
They set out early afternoon on a sunny Thursda...
TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call
A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets,...
Oh dear!
With all the deer around, I decided it wouldn't...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no e...
A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician
A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go...
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
'No idea.....'
'What do you call a deer with ...
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, and deer nuts are...
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.25 and deer nuts are under a b...
A mathematician, an engineer, and a statistician are hunting deer...
Hiding behind a fallen tree, they see a buck at...
A group of deer...
.. go to a party. The next day, one deer says t...
What do you call sixty female pigs and forty male deer?
A hundred sows and bucks.
Three guys go hunting
The first guy, from Georgia, walks off from the...
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottish man...
An English man, an a Irishman and a Scottish ma...
What is the cheapest meat you can buy?
Deer balls...because it's under a buck.
3 hunters...
3 hunters go hunting. One is smart, one is aver...
Three Blonds are walking through town...
Three Blonds are walking through town when they...