All the animals find out about the list and are extremely frightened. The deer walks up to the bear and asks "Bear, am I on your list?"
"Of course you are." Replies the bear.
"Can you do me just one favor and let me live another day so that I can say goodbye to all my loved ones?"
The bear agrees, waits a day and eats the deer.
The wolf goes up to the bear and asks "Am I on your list?"
"Yes you are."
"Please just give me one day to say goodbye to my family."
The bear agrees and because he has honor he waits a day before eating the wolf.
The bunny finds the bear and asks him "Bear am I on your list?"
"You are."
"Well could you take me off the list?"
"You got it." replies the bear.
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