When I was about 17 or 18, I went hunting with my girlfriend's father and I ended up getting a young buck. I was describing the situation to him and I mentioned that the deer had come running from the other side of the field so I assumed something over there had spooked it. He replied "Or he could have been chasing a doe." Then he looks at me, no laugh, no smile, and says "See what chasing pu$$y can get you?"
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