Deer Jokes

Deer Jokes

THINGS I LEARNED LIVIN' IN LOUISIANA Enjoy!

1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the...

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer.

Say it fast and with a southern a...

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No ideer.

Q: What do you call a deer with n...

Deer nuts and beer nuts

What's the difference between deer nuts and bee...

A cute one I heard from a friend at work.

Three animals walk into a bar; A duck,a skunk a...

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To show a deer how it's done.

Heard this one seems kind of old.

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the...

A physicist, a biologist and a statistician go hunting.

They are hiding together in the bushes and they...

the bear and his list

It's rumored in the forest, that the bear has a...

Heard you guys like hunting jokes

There's the two hunters walking along in the wo...

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eyed deer.

What do you call a deer with no...

What's the cheapest meat you can buy?

Deer Balls...they're under a buck

My favorite blonde joke

2 blondes are walking in the woods. The first b...

Is venison deer?

No really.

Only paid a couple of bucks.

There were three Indian squaws.

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on de...

There were three Indian squaws.

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on de...

Things You WON'T Hear Down South I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

Things You WON'T Hear Down South I'll take Shak...

It's out!

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Things You WON'T Hear Down South I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

Things You WON'T Hear Down South I'll take Shak...

A man walks into a bar with a dead rabbit.

A man walks into a bar with a dead rabbit. The ...

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1. You must first learn to pronounce the city n...