Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

101 Ways To Annoy People (not counting this email)


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Cray ran Christmas...The holiday season wou...

Early shopping trip.


It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry ...

Kid Readiness Test


How to know whether or not you are ready to ha...

Redneck quickies 33


You might be a redneck if...When you put your ...

If this company ran Christmas...


If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas...The or...

If this company ran Christmas...


If DEC ran Christmas...We used to have Christm...

12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)


THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.... SANTA CRUZ ST...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Thinking Machines ran Christmas...You would...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Fisher Price ran Christmas..."Baby's First ...

Day Off


A blonde was at work and asked her boss if she...

Christmas Punnies!


What do elves learn in school?
The ELF-abet.
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You might be an ENGINEER if...


YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
The only jokes...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: How come you never hear anything about the ...

What kind of bicycle does


What kind of bicycle does an [ethnic] kid get ...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A:...

How the Angel got on the tree!


One particular Christmas season a long time ag...

New Dog Breeds


The following breeds are now recognized by the...

What denomination?


A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps ...

Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar


December 1Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving tu...

Bart Simpson's Punishment


The opening credits of "The Simpsons" shows Ba...

If this company ran Christmas...


If the NSA ran Christmas...Your ornaments woul...

News Briefs


* HE'S GOT A WIENER! -- The FBI in Nashville i...

Christmas Quickies


What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ...