Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?...

You may be an Engineer if...


If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wif...

The Christmas airport


It was a few days before Christmas. The trip w...

Q: Why did the


Q: Why did the lightbulb fall out of the tree...

Attitude Towards Whiskey


A Congressman was once asked about his attitud...

Barbie and G.I. Joe


One day a little girl came up to Santa Clause ...

Christmas


Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting r...

Christmas Parrot


One day, shortly before Christmas, a man was s...

HELLO


Man says to woman "all i want 4 christmas is u...

The Top 14 Euphemisms for Holiday Overeating


14> Loading Santa's Sleigh


13> Droppin...

The Australian Christmas


Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus...

Does Santa Really Exist: A study in Physics


THE WORKLOAD "There are 2 billion children in ...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?A: North Po...

The Cost of Christmas


The cost for all the presents in ''The Twelve ...

The "Politically Correct" Days of Christmas...


On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...

Hyphenated Yellow Page Words


In a recent readers' contest, The Washington P...

Yo Mamma is.....


Yo mamma is so fat, when school busses drive b...

The Amazing Crescan


The Amazing Crescan is going to be putting out...

Do you go to church?


A friend was in front of me coming out of chur...

101 uses for AOL disks


It's a simple feat to format and reuse AOL dis...

Christmas pagent


Two daughters had been given parts in a Christ...

Painful Puns


Hangover: The wrath of grapes.


Income Tax: C...

Red Square Christmas


An elderly couple visiting Russia are taken on...

Funny Conversations


BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
G...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What's a good holiday tip?A: Never catch sn...