Christmas Cut
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?...
Christmas Jokes
One Day at a Time
While our great-granddaughters were getting rea...
His Favorite Song is “Blue Christmas”
Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Pr...
Maybe Even a Standing O-Ho-Ho
Q: What do the elves call it when Father Christ...
Santa on the Brain
Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamen...
Bad odds
Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be ...
David Letterman on Halloween
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopp...
David Letterman on Halloween
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopp...
Glass Half Full (of Dung)
A child psychologist had twin boys—one was an o...
Twelve Days of Christmas Mayhem
FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas...
Christmas Cut
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?...
A Light-bulb Moment
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m t...
A White Easter
A friend knew that she’d overdone it with the g...
Mary and Abbey who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary...
Irish who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Ir...
Matthew Wohlfarth on Exercise
I work out religiously—Christmas and Easter.
Su...
His Favorite Song is “Blue Christmas”
Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Pr...
Maybe Even a Standing O-Ho-Ho
Q: What do the elves call it when Father Christ...
Santa on the Brain
Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamen...
Santa the Sleuth
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christma...
His Favorite is the Double (Christmas) Tree
Q: Where does Santa stay when he’s on vacation?...
Santa Denier
Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t believe...
Double Parked
Q: Why did Santa get a parking ticket last Chri...
Well Wishers
For 98 percent of the students at the school wh...