Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

My wife asked me for one of those sporty 4...


My wife asked me for one of those sporty 4-Whe...

You think that Marlboro is


You think that Marlboro is a cologne.Your best...

25 Ways to Torture Your Roommate at Christmas


1. Claim you were a Christmas tree in your for...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Timex ran Christmas...The holiday would be ...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Apple ran Christmas...It would do everythin...

A Childs View Of A Retirement


After Christmas break, the teacher asked her s...

The Christmas diet song


'Twas the night before Christmas and all round...

Redneck quickies 31


You might be a redneck if...


You have to duc...

Santa Claus


Once upon a time there was a perfect woman, an...

Army of the Lord


A friend was in front of me coming out of chur...

Instructions for Use


These statements were found on actual products...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?A: W...

Top Ten Things to Say About a Christmas Gift You Don't Like


10. Hey! There's a gift!


9. Well, well, wel...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What do you get when you cross an archer wi...

Psychiatric Christmas Carols


Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?


M...

Angel on the Christmas Tree


Not long ago and not far away Santa was gettin...

Tattoo


A very distinguished looking lady walks into a...

You're a redneck ... your favorite Christmas prese


You're a redneck if.... Your favorite Christma...

You might be the redneck if.


You get hooked on phoenix for Christmas.GIT! Y...

You stop to flirt with


You stop to flirt with the person running the ...

A Childs View Of A Retirement


After Christmas break, the teacher asked her s...

Going to See Santa


A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it...

Divorded Barbie


A man was driving home from work one evening w...

Backward Santa


As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, San...