New Dog Breeds

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:Collie + Lhasa ApsoCollapso, a dog that folds up for easy transportSpitz + Chow ChowSpitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lotPointer + SetterPoinsetter, a traditional Christmas petGreat Pyrenees + DachshundPyradachs, a puzzling breedPekingnese + Lhasa ApsoPeekasso, an abstract dogIrish Water Spaniel + English Springer SpanielIrish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistleLabrador Retriever + Curly Coated RetrieverLab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientistsNewfoundland + Basset HoundNewfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisorsTerrier + BulldogTerribull, a dog that makes awful mistakesBloodhound + LabradorBlabador, a dog that barks incessantlyMalamute + PointerMoot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anywayCollie + MalamuteCommute, a dog that travels to workDeerhound + TerrierDerriere, a dog that's true to the endBull Terrier + ShitzuOh, never mind....

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