Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Holidays


your right leg is Christmas your left leg is T...

An elderly man in Phoenix


An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New...

Phunny Puns


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, bu...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman wi...

What is a stable?


Every Christmas morning, when my kids were lit...

Football dictionary


In a never-ending effort to attract the unchur...

A practical joke involving jello


Here's a delightful treat someone once made fo...

Thin People Don't


By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Radio Shack ran Christmas...The staff would...

Christmas Fruitcake Recipe


Items Needed:-------------4 Oz. Fruit Bits1 Ra...

Toys at Christmas


'Twas the night before Christmas when all thro...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus...

Carolin


Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met b...

Christmas and a day at the office?


Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the off...

Redneck quickies 9


You might be a redneck if...


Birds are attra...

What did the executioner say to his wife?


What did the executioner say to his wife?
Onl...

The Perfect Gift!


A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Ch...

Ticket to Heavan


Three men die in a car accident after a wild C...

Star Wars Christmas


Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one...

Grinch Quiz!


How to Tell if You're a Grinch


This is a set...

Army Of The Lord


A friend was in front of me coming out of chur...

Blew Chunks


The night after the boss's Christmas Party, I ...

Optimist and Pessimist gifts


A family had twin boys whose only resemblance ...

Santa and the thoughtful 20 year old


The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised...

Christmas Parrot


A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend fo...