Christmas Quickies


What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?


It's Christmas, Eve !


How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?


Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !


What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?


The letter "D" !


What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?


Santa Claustrophobia !


What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey ?


The downfall of Turkey, the breakup of China and the otherthrow of Greece !


Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?


Santa Jaws !


How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?


You wake up wet !


What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert ?


Lost !


Whats ice ?


Skid Stuff!


Where do snowmen go to dance ?


Snowballs !


How do snowmen travel around ?


By iceicle !


What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?


A snowball !


What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?


Freeze a jolly fellow !

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